Posted in All Jokes Aside on November 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Don’t EVER call me a crappy blogger again or I will seriously pull someone’s hair off.
I’m not a crappy blogger, this just happens to be a very busy time in my life and if you can’t respect that then stop visiting.
And to the rest of you readers, you’re awesome. :D
XOXO,
M.
Posted in All Jokes Aside on November 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Knowledge is awesome. We learn something new pretty much everyday. Whether it’s by attending a lecture, reading the paper or listening to someone else’s experiences.
But the most valuable lessons that are the most memorable are the ones we learn by own experience.
Take me last week for example. I learnt that sunless tanning isn’t for everyone.
XOXO,
M.
Posted in All Jokes Aside on November 15, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Posted in All Jokes Aside, Rants, Shopping on September 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Since we’re hitting October soon and are headed towards colder temperatures I figured it’s about time that I shred some light on the important topic Winter Coat. Because I CARE. During spring, summer and fall your entire outfit is exposed to the world. In Winter however most of your outfit is covered by your winter [...]
Posted in All Jokes Aside on September 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Is High Fashion.
M: Most high fashion requires a certain taste. I never understood it really. It’s like, it works on the runway but outside of the high fashion bubble (in the real world) most of those pieces look so out of place that it looks bad. My theory is High Fashion = Bad fashion. [...]
Posted in All Jokes Aside on May 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Yesterday on my way home I witnessed a car accident. How horrible.
Let’s look at it from the bright side: the cars were pretty old anyway.
The police.
And I learnt how to drive a stick! (From the passengers seat, but still – progress!)
And now I’m off to bond with my bicycle.
See you later, everyone!
XOXO
M.
Posted in All Jokes Aside on November 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Status: new nail color.
This weekend, Nov 22-23, 10% of McDonald’s revenues will go to “The House of Ronald McDonald” which is built for sick children.
The purpose of these houses is to make life easier for families with children that are suffering from serious diseases.
So what are you waiting for?
McDonald’s. This weekend.
See you there?
And I’m [...]
Posted in All Jokes Aside on November 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Status: Mister Cool on Voice. Ahahahah.
Once and for all:
NO, I did NOT have my fingers amputated.
It’s just, it takes me eons to reply to text messages because my new cell and I haven’t bonded yet.
NO, I do not IGNORE your phone calls.
It’s just, I hear the ringtone I just don’t realize it’s MINE.
Patience is the [...]
Posted in All Jokes Aside on November 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Status: recruiting.
BACKGROUND
The year was 1961 and a British Lawyer by the name Peter Benenson had just finished reading an article on how two Portuguese students were sent to jail for 7 years.
Reason?
They toasted for freedom.
Fair?
Hardly.
As a result of the opinions the article woke, Amnesty International was founded by the lawyer formerly mentioned.
Since then the [...]
