XOXO /M.

14:22 ACROSS THIS NEW DIVIDE

Mon — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:22:38 +0000

Yeeees. I bet you’ve all been sleepless these past couple of days, wondering where on earth I’ve disappeared to?

Well. I haven’t really disappeared. I’m just blogging from another planet now. And no, you can’t visit. It’s not that I don’t care about my readers (because I do). It’s just that I feel that my time in the spotlight is over and that it’s time to you know, unaccessibilize myself now. I mean, I HAVE been blogging publicly for the past 2 years now and you can’t have access to a national treasure forever, now can you?

Thank you guys so very much for this time!!! I’ve really appreciated all of your support through all of my stupidity during these years!!! You really have been AMAZING throughout everything; my emo-period, my super-bitchy mode AND my rather ridiculous tribute to mascara phase. Not to mention my unfounded attack on the ex-vise president of the US and A.

Now that I’m letting this blog rest (for good this time) I might as well come clean on something. This isn’t going to be a supershock (or shock at all) for those of you who actually know me. But for those of you that found this blog cause Google threw you here well:

This blog has NEVER been serious.
Even on those (rare) occasions when I’ve discussed serious matters, those matters have always been twisted to fit the whole stupid theme that’s been running through the blog since day one. Mainly because this blog was created for AMUSEMENT purposes. Which takes us to a question that’s been raised many times in Gossip Central; whether I’m ACTUALLY stupid or if I do it on PURPOSE?

Well. That’s a question I’m going to leave unanswered and take to my blog-grave. Not that I don’t know the answer to that myself (…or?) but because Without mysteries, life would be very dull indeed. What would be left to strive for if everything were known?

And now that I’m quoting people, I might as well share one LAST memorable quote from last night before I bid you all farewell:
Beauty comes from within.
… said the ugly.

Hahaha!!! I have the bestest friends in the whole wide world.

Well guys. I think this is it. Unless you find my new location. ;)
Until then, take care, be happy and don’t die!!!

XOXO,
M.

R.I.P. Gossip Central. March 6, 2010.

00:34 IT’S GOOD TO BE THE KING

Mon — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:35:09 +0000

Right, Jay-Z?

Forever Young ♥

XOXO,
M.

00:31 TITANIC II

Mon — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:31:50 +0000

OMG guys? You know those people that NEVER learn no matter HOW much you tell them? Well. I’m worse than them. I’m one of those people that never even learn from her own mistakes!!! So in order for today’s events to make sense, I’ll have to take you back to yesterday for some background first. So. Yesterday when I was on my way to the restaurant, it was really sticky and wet outside because it was +2C so the snow had started to melt which resulted in wet streets. And I’m not kidding when I say there were meter-long pools of water everywhere!!! So I make it to the train station and all is well. I get off the train and just as I’m crossing the final street and am like 4 meters away from the restaurant I accidentally step into a pool of water that turns out to be 20 cm deep!!! So not only are my legs wet but then when we got inside the waitress decides to drop 3 glasses of ice cold water on my left arm and back. Awesome? You know what, if I WANTED to get wet I could have just thrown myself into one of those pools of water on the streets and then roll around for a couple of minutes. Same effect but at least you don’t have to PAY the streets for using their “services”.

So anyway. Back to today. We were on the way to the mall when suddenly things start to slow down and people start blocking the way in. I looked around at noticed that the street was blocked by a mini ice berg that was like 60cm tall and was wondering why people were CLIMBING it instead of walking AROUND it. And that was when I noticed that the ice berg was surrounded by water. Impatient as I am, I decide to walk around the ice berg, thinking I was being -not only smart- but also time efficient. And of course this means I have to step into the water (as if yesterday taught me nothing).

2 seconds later I was on the other side, laughing at my best friend as she was struggling with her climbing skills.
It wasn’t until she had made it to my side of the ice berg that I realized how DEEP the pool of water I just skipped around in was and that my legs were going through the EXACT same traumatic experience as the previous night. And what sucks isn’t that I got wet (again!). But that I had caused it myself this time.

With full knowledge of my upsetting water adventures on the previous night and then seeing me initiate water-pool jumping once again on the next day made my best friend burst into laughter.
And you know what they say. He who laughs last, laughs the hardest.

Kista food court.

XOXO,
M.

23:15 KARMA

Mon — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:15:46 +0000

hAHAH. Asså kompisar. Vet ni? Jag måste köra detta bloginlägg på svenska för att inte tappa allt för mycket orginalitet.
Okej, så här ligger det till. Jag har gått runt praktiskt taget halva vintern och gjort det jag gör bäst – trendspanat. Under detta vinterhalvår har jag dock lagt märke till en trend som är ytterst…ehrm… tragisk. KRYCK-TRENDEN!!! Hahaha, det ser ju sjukt roligt ut när folk liksom kämpar sig fram med sina arm-extensions hahaha!! Förlåt. Jag vet att det är otroligt HEMSKT och TRAGISKT och att man absolut inte ska skratta men jag kan bara inte hjälpa det? Att se en människa kämpa sig fram på alla fyra i ett halv-invalidit tillstånd ser otroligt roligt ut. Jag är hemsk, jag vet, men jag kan bara inte hjälpa att mina (glädje)tårar börjar rinna som fan!!! Eller hur? Det är ju inte MITT fel att det ser roligt ut?

Så. Halva vintern har lilla jag sprungit runt på Stockholms gator och LOL-at som fan åt dessa människo-bläckfiskar.
Och så en dag säger Karol, helt från INGENSTANS “Jag har brytit benet”.

Och då är det helt plötsligt inte lika roligt längre.

… tills man får prova kryckorna!!! Hehehe.

Haha asså förlåt kompis, jag hoppas verkligen du blir bra snart!!!

XOXO,
M.

22:45 PLUS 2

Mon — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:46:12 +0000

+2C. Hello stockings!!!

Yesterday’s outfit.

XOXO,
M.

19:40 BALANCE

Mon — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:40:31 +0000

Last weekend mom gave me a new hat and a matching scarf.
My wardrobe got very upset with this new addition of winter clothing because it disrupted its balance.
SO. To even things out, today after school I got some summer-ish stuff. Jeans shorts and new sandals (again).
I HEART Swedish fashion but still, I can’t wait to shop abroad!!! It’s been AGES now!!!

Today’s outfit. And yes, as already stated in my vlogs, winter KILLS fashion.

XOXO,
M.

23:38 ISN’T IT A SHAME THAT…

Mon — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:38:28 +0000

… I’m not as good at updating my blog as I am at taking pictures (of myself).
Just imagine how much reading you’d have to do on a daily basis if I was!!!

Gossip Central ♥ Mirrors.

XOXO,
M.

23:13 PEANUT BUTTER FATSO TIME

Mon — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:13:28 +0000

What a Ben & Jerry’s day today has been! First I find out that Ben and Jerry themselves were in Stockholm earlier this morning to give out free ice cream samples of their newest flavor – Fairly Nuts – as a part of its launch. And to quote a good friend: “VART FAN VAR VI LIKSOM?!” And THEN I find out that a store, 7 minutes from our house, is now selling Ben & Jerry’s. This means that I have UNLIMITED ACCESS TO B&J WITHIN A 7 MINUTE WALKING DISTANCE FROM MY HOUSE!!! OMG!!

Give me spring.

XOXO,
M.

23:51 GIVE ME SUMMER

Mon — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:51:42 +0000

Oh my god. It’s so incredibly cold!!! “BE SMART – WORK FROM HOME” was plastered all over some of our main news papers today. Great. Couldn’t they have told me that when I wasn’t already on my way? So anyway, I tried taking a picture of the snow today but you know how technology sometimes dies on you when it’s overheated? Well. My camera died because it was overFREEZING. So, to forget about the snow and get back into summer-mode I picked up a dress. GIVE ME SUMMER NOW.

… and my tan back plz.

NEW.

XOXO,
M.

00:22 THE SNOW STORM

Mon — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:22:56 +0000

I don’t know about you guys but I just have this weird feeling that the snow doesn’t have a return ticket this year. I mean, take a look at this picture from earlier this evening. Is it just me or does it look like the snow has made itself a little TOO comfortable on the ground? I even spent the entire morning shoveling snow!!! (Okay fine, I watched as my brother bonded with the spade but at least I was *present* and being a spectator counts for something, right? I’m sure all my positive energy made him shovel the snow twice as fast!!). Hehe.

And I’m off to watch Grey’s. Good night, everyone!

XOXO,
M.